2:38 is currently the best time. I have theorised with the current route the best time probably lies at 2:36 but you'd need the propper screen and muscle memorie for scrolling. The reason for the time also has to do with touch screens. They allow for simultanious button presses. Unless someone finds a new route or a TAS is developped to test all possible routes 2:38 will not fall without hours of dedication to the current route.
I like it a lot its very simple but it has that thing and hopefully they'll make a sequel very soon if raul moreno is seeing this keep it up and that the sequel is like pushing the square but its going to be in space Ill give it a 100 /10
PD: if im in the universe of this game before the universe colapsed i vote the guy for president i want to see a cube rotate and free pizza wuhuu!!
Thanks much, I beat the game today in 8 minutes and 31 seconds.
A couple of issues I noticed; much of the text was tiny and difficult to read on my screen and my device has an integrated gamepad which didn’t work so I had to use the touchscreen for everything. It’s an Anbernic RG353P.
Fantastic game, I loved playing this. It wasn't too long, it was just the perfect amount of time. I was able to vibe and play at the same time. Amazing, truly amazing.
okay, this is cute and well done. you made a lot of choices that, in a longer game, would wear out their welcome but in something this brief instead add to the charm. excellent work.
Been doing some testing and finding it easier to hit 2:38 and 2:39 every time. I may be able to find a 1 second time save somewhere in here. Gotta test a few more things.
New findings there should be a way to get 2:37. The issue is by doing the upgrade it opens many more upgrades separating the $5,000 money increase and then the $0 money increase you receive after, so the time save is negated by scrolling. If the scrolling can be perfected or a way to make more text boxes appear on a touch screen, would have to find a way to play with vertical dimensions on a tablet, which I think I may be able to find a way to do, then a 2:37 is likely to be achievable. Gonna start looking at window setups to optimize the upgrade display.
Bribery, blackmail, pyramid schemes, mistreatment of workers... and yet, up until the whole apocalypse thing, I still woulda voted for this guy over any of the democan/republicrat candidates who have run for president during my lifetime. Vote spinning cube party!
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7 mins 1 second great game
tried again and i got 3 mins 50 seconds. i am powerful.
That's almost too much power!
third try 3 mins 15 seconds =]
Amazing!
4th try i took off 4 seconds. 3 mins 11 seconds. and i was checking something before i started buying upgrades SO I CAN DECREASE THAT TIME HOPEFULLY
my 5th and final attempt: 3 mins 8 seconds. as far as i'm concerned it's unbeatable.
Here is the all-time leaderboard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ev7koC1JQRy_FCk4VZ7vxDrKzI0VF2Fqsk9g4m8l...
2:38 is currently the best time. I have theorised with the current route the best time probably lies at 2:36 but you'd need the propper screen and muscle memorie for scrolling. The reason for the time also has to do with touch screens. They allow for simultanious button presses. Unless someone finds a new route or a TAS is developped to test all possible routes 2:38 will not fall without hours of dedication to the current route.
LOL I loved this!! So fun and funny!!
Glad you liked it! :)
I like it a lot its very simple but it has that thing and hopefully they'll make a sequel very soon if raul moreno is seeing this keep it up and that the sequel is like pushing the square but its going to be in space Ill give it a 100 /10
PD: if im in the universe of this game before the universe colapsed i vote the guy for president i want to see a cube rotate and free pizza wuhuu!!
Thank you very much for the kind words, glad you liked it so much :)
Can you provide an Android APK directly to itch that doesn’t require Google Play Services? I specifically buy games from itch.io to avoid that.
Hey, I just added it to the Downloads list.
Let me know if it works for you :)
Thanks much, I beat the game today in 8 minutes and 31 seconds.
A couple of issues I noticed; much of the text was tiny and difficult to read on my screen and my device has an integrated gamepad which didn’t work so I had to use the touchscreen for everything. It’s an Anbernic RG353P.
Sadly I'm unable to fix these issues now, but thank you very much for the feedback :)
3:30 min
Amazing!
Great game 4 mins 39 seconds, Please make an infinite version of this.
Thank you! It's technically infinite if you don't push x)
8 min
Not bad!
Fantastic game, I loved playing this. It wasn't too long, it was just the perfect amount of time. I was able to vibe and play at the same time. Amazing, truly amazing.
Thank you so much, makes me happy to read that :)
It was a nice game to play. It felt neither too short nor too long, just enough to have a taste of good idle game.
Thanks for the kind words!
beat game in 10 minutes
That's great!
The consequences of Aperture Science's portal gun.
What if a companion cube was a companion square that rotated too fast?
nice game, It's cute
Thank you!
no prob Bob
how the hell do you download it on mac i even made it a .app file
wat?
Hey, I'm sorry for this, but I'm unable to fix it :(
Hopefully the web version works for you
Yes. The web version works. I suggest you make a clone of this except its infinite.
Oh my god. It was a cube this whole time???
What other secrets is the cube hiding from us...
its wild this got ported out of flash
Definitely seems like it x)
Really cute! I loved it!
Thank you very much!
Haven’t worked once, was a fun challenge!
That’s an original way to play it :)
I would love a second game like this but with a cube instead since at the end you can clearly see the square wasn't a square but a cube.
or it turned into a cube, wait did the square make the 3d universe?!?!?!
-starts absolutely freaking out-
The powers of the cube are still unknown...
Great, simple but effective. I liked the comments on the cards, definitly made upgrading more interesting.
Glad you liked it!
I love the ending.
Happy to hear that :)
okay, this is cute and well done. you made a lot of choices that, in a longer game, would wear out their welcome but in something this brief instead add to the charm. excellent work.
Thank you for the kind words!
8 minutes 40 seconds... good idle game
Thank you very much!
i like how they are just dancing XD
I would dance aswell!
bruh i broke reality in this game.
The cube has too much power
Been doing some testing and finding it easier to hit 2:38 and 2:39 every time. I may be able to find a 1 second time save somewhere in here. Gotta test a few more things.
Glad to hear you are still up to the challenge ;)
New findings there should be a way to get 2:37. The issue is by doing the upgrade it opens many more upgrades separating the $5,000 money increase and then the $0 money increase you receive after, so the time save is negated by scrolling. If the scrolling can be perfected or a way to make more text boxes appear on a touch screen, would have to find a way to play with vertical dimensions on a tablet, which I think I may be able to find a way to do, then a 2:37 is likely to be achievable. Gonna start looking at window setups to optimize the upgrade display.
That's a great find, hope the game doesn't break! x)
Bribery, blackmail, pyramid schemes, mistreatment of workers... and yet, up until the whole apocalypse thing, I still woulda voted for this guy over any of the democan/republicrat candidates who have run for president during my lifetime. Vote spinning cube party!
The guy really knows what the people want!
beautiful
Thank you!
thr thing I Don't know is the fact that it is so short. Is it the worst part, or the best part
Or both at the same time
will work on improvements.
hmmm
Nice! You can improve even more ;)
I didnt think it would last long, and it didnt but what did happen was amazing
Happy you liked it :)
After the first rotation i got hooked lmao
Now you belong to the square…
loved it
Happy to hear that :)
THE MOST EPIC GAME TO EVER BE RELEASED ON ITCH.IO!1111!!!
Thank you so much! Happy you liked it :)
best game ever
Thank you so much :)
There should be a leaderboard
0.0
:>
You're welcome
There kinda is! Created by Gordon Sine:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ev7koC1JQRy_FCk4VZ7vxDrKzI0VF2Fqsk9g4m8l...
Game is lulrandom, but actually funny
Glad you liked it!
I did indeed lie about lowering taxes
How dare you!
.... I took 25 minutes because I thought you had to click and not hold the buttons... Anyways, It was a very fun game!!
Ouch x)
Happy you liked it!
the ground: is breaking
the spectators: OH MY GOSH *aggressively breakdances*
I mean, is it even a party if the universe doesn't collapse on itself?!
very fun
Glad you liked it!